Dearest Gentle Reader,

It has come to this author’s attention that a most thrilling affair shall soon take place in the Hayner Library at Alton Square Mall Performance Room. The residents of The Hayner Public Library District will not wish to miss this delightful evening!

Guests may expect games, prizes, scrumptious fare, refreshing mocktails, and, of course, a touch of gossip. This author dares to hope you will make an appearance, for it would be a most delightful sight indeed. While your finest gowns and suits are not required, they are most certainly encouraged.

Yours truly,
Hayner Library

P.S. – Sadly, space is limited. Please call 1-800-613-3163 to register for this most enjoyable of evenings.